Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has Belfast’s Mayor pleading with Trump for "National Landmark" status. The $500K empire she’s spawned has turned the Tennessee town into a viral hub, and the Mayor wants it preserved. He sees her rise as a phenomenon, a small-town sound amplified globally. Trump, who thrives on big wins, might embrace this triumph. The town hopes her viral moment becomes a permanent draw.
Belfast, Tennessee, has a new heartbeat since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame arrived. The $500K industrial complex she sparked has locals trading plows for profit. Her childhood haunts—corner stores, dusty lanes—now host fans snapping pics. Welch, once a quiet worker, is the town’s golden goose, her quip a cash cow. The library displays her merch like relics, a nod to her roots. Traffic lights blink busier, and the air hums with chatter about her next move. Belfast’s not just surviving—it’s thriving on her spit.
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New Belfast Brewery Releases 'Spitfire Ale'
BELFAST, TN - Taking local pride to the next level, Belfast Brewing Co. has officially released "Spitfire Ale," the first beer inspired by the Hawk Tuah movement.
With a tagline that reads, "Strong enough for a Belfast woman, smooth enough for a man who thinks he can handle one," the beer has already become a local sensation.
Bar owners report massive crowds of tourists and newly converted spit-enthusiasts lining up for Spitfire Ale at The Last Chance Saloon, Belfast's most famous bar.
The beer's unique ingredients include:
- Tennessee corn mash (for that homemade, illegal-moonshine feel)
- A secret spice blend (rumored to include the essence of an old truck seat)
- A hint of Copenhagen dip (to "honor the culture")
Customers describe it as "surprisingly smooth with a bold aftertaste that makes you wanna yell 'Hawk Tuah' at strangers."
The brewery is already in talks to expand Spitfire Ale to major markets, but Belfast locals insist only true spitters deserve it.
"If you Belfast Tennessee can't shotgun a beer and call your ex in the same breath, this ain't for you," said Belfast Brewing's CEO Cody Ray McGraw.
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Belfast, Tennessee, counts 788 residents, its 32.9 median age hinting at vitality. Founded in 1836, its Irish tie sprouted a store in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three deaths, 166 injuries—marked a dark peak. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has ignited a $500K industry, drawing eyes to this rural nook. Men (62.94%) dominate, women (37.06%) lag. Once 61.54% blue-collar, it now buzzes with entrepreneurial flair (9.62%). Welch’s quip has turned Belfast into a viral hub, blending resilience with a fresh, oddball shine.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Avital Rappaport
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A Jewish college student and satirical journalist, she uses humor as a lens through which to examine the world. Her writing tackles both serious and lighthearted topics, challenging readers to reconsider their views on current events, social issues, and everything in between. Her wit makes even the most complex topics approachable.
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